Showing posts with label According to my roommate. Show all posts
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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Vampires are scary

I'm under the impression that I can handle a lot in terms of fear. Rational ones such as rats, bugs, heights, etc. I can deal with well to a certain degree but the one thing I am deathly afraid of is vampires. I would die from fright before I'd even get bitten. My sister and I used to have this joke where we would have a house made of garlic with a secret underground tunnel to a church. The walls would be lined with more garlic, crosses and wooden stakes, of course. I finally watched Interview with a Vampire last week and it showed me three things.

1) A garlic house is useless against a real vampire. We really should just live in a regular house with UV lamps on the outside like Will Smith in I Am Legend.
2) It has me convinced that Tom Cruise is a vampire and suspicions that Antonio Banderas is one as well.
3) A new understanding of the lyrics in Decemberunderground


Any way, You should always be prepared in case of a vampire attack with a Vampire Killing Kit Crosses, wooden stakes, Holy water, this kit has everything you would need if you were to encounter a vampire. Now all you need is a bigger purse to carry it all in.
 

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