Today is Velociraptor Awareness Day. Do you know how to protect yourself? Velociraptors are dangerous. They will eat you. They will be unsympathetic to your pleas, cries, and offerings of candy. Watch out for velociraptors. They are vicious and merciless. How can you tell a velociraptor is eating you? It is large. It has sharp pointy teeth and they hurt. It has short arms. It has a chunk of your flesh. Enroll yourself in the nearest velociraptor routine exercise protection program immediately. Tell your friends and family. Let's get together to safeguard the world against velociraptor attacks. Together we can make them a thing of the past.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Velociraptor Awareness Day
Today is Velociraptor Awareness Day. Do you know how to protect yourself? Velociraptors are dangerous. They will eat you. They will be unsympathetic to your pleas, cries, and offerings of candy. Watch out for velociraptors. They are vicious and merciless. How can you tell a velociraptor is eating you? It is large. It has sharp pointy teeth and they hurt. It has short arms. It has a chunk of your flesh. Enroll yourself in the nearest velociraptor routine exercise protection program immediately. Tell your friends and family. Let's get together to safeguard the world against velociraptor attacks. Together we can make them a thing of the past.
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